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Kristen Stewart gets in minor fender bender

Ok let’s just get this straight. If Kristen Stewart hit my car I would be the happiest person on the face of planet Earth. I would thank her endlessly for not abiding with the rules of the road. This woman is extremely lucky. If this happened to me, I would freak and praise her. 

"OH SWEET SILKY BABY JEEZUS KRISTEN FUCKING STEWART HIT MY CAR. GUUURL I LOVE U!!! OMG r u ok?!?! R u hurt?!?! Ya know what? It’s all good. If u r hurt, lemme just throw this car away, no biggy. Yeah LET ME LOVE U. LET ME USE YOUR CAR AS I SHALL THROW MINE AWAY AS I HAVE MY LIFE, ALL FOR U. Please, run into me again. And here’s my insurance, keep it as a token of my love and gratitude."

Kristen Stewart gets in minor fender bender

Ok let’s just get this straight. If Kristen Stewart hit my car I would be the happiest person on the face of planet Earth. I would thank her endlessly for not abiding with the rules of the road. This woman is extremely lucky. If this happened to me, I would freak and praise her.

"OH SWEET SILKY BABY JEEZUS KRISTEN FUCKING STEWART HIT MY CAR. GUUURL I LOVE U!!! OMG r u ok?!?! R u hurt?!?! Ya know what? It’s all good. If u r hurt, lemme just throw this car away, no biggy. Yeah LET ME LOVE U. LET ME USE YOUR CAR AS I SHALL THROW MINE AWAY AS I HAVE MY LIFE, ALL FOR U. Please, run into me again. And here’s my insurance, keep it as a token of my love and gratitude."

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